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Lil Dicky - Too High (Official Video)
 
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Last video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard". Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap Twitter: https://twitter.com/lildickytweets Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky Directed By - Mickey Finnegan www.mickeyfinnegan.com twitter.com/mickeyfinnegan Produced By - Jenn Khoe Cinematography By - Robert Lam www.bobbydp.com Edited By - Kane Richardson www.scrypictures.com Animation By - Simon Chan www.scrypictures.com Lyrics - Verse 1 Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks Im wit ma team in this bitch, and we all getting lit I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong And the dope im on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong Getting real high Watching funny videos of bill nye Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- Bill nye theme song now im getting hungry than a muthafucka put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 whered I put that honey mustard lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week. How long do them thangs keep? Guess I better ask jeeves go get ma computer but im staring at the damn screen Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed Now ya man is fucked... Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high Verse 2 now im freakin out up in this bitch cant control it and ma homies passin round another spliff so I bolted to the BR Consulted with the mirror Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic Cuz the weed in you beating you then all a sudden im on the toilet beating ma penis blue but I aint cummin because as im imagining fucking something that pretty girl im humping becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother or some other fucking disgusting person ma brain is bein strange, cuz im high as a plane I aint deranged, im just saying it's a violent strain So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing Man im high as fuckkkk Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high verse 3 rock hard cock, cuz im watching katy perry in her video the whole world's made of candy damn...I aint even got no candy so now at the fucking c store where ya man be torn than a mafucka peanut eminems or a twix cant commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands goddamn now im weary of the man -- yeah the cashier homeland, Nazir! s-s-s-so damn tweaked I cant even cross the mothafuckin street gotta wait until that muthafucka's green now im back up at the crib, and im laughin at giraffes long necks gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex crafted a long text, took about an hour took a scary shower, now im sitting naked on the ground man im fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up. This sucks im high as fuck. Chorus And i was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff but I think im way too high and I aint wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit but I think ma brains too fried and yeah im fuckin faded but I hate it im praying that I make it afraid im goin to dieeeee I'm too blazed, it's too late to save Dicky from this fuckin place, cuz he too high outtro Beat - Holy Water by The Game (check out the Game's stuff on itunes below) https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/game/id261727947 He sampled Mala, changes https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/mala/id26485637 My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
Views: 27037052 Lil Dicky
Nicki Minaj - High School (Explicit) ft. Lil Wayne
 
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Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/HKJZwr Music video by Nicki Minaj performing High School (Explicit) ft. Lil Wayne. ©: Cash Money Records, Inc.
Views: 183609419 NickiMinajAtVEVO
What Your Drink Says About You
 
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Full Disclosure... I drank a bunch of these in the name of "research" IN TERMS OF DRINKS Sam Samuel Adams Lager is a Boston beer that i love. Redbull Vodka gets me fucking insane crazy and blacks me out faster than anything. Whiskey in a Copita nosing glass is clearly the best drink of all time according to richard patterson, and as long as you throw it out. My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I used to do MAD MAX Jager Bombs one time i was in a bar called the Harp and the bartender gave me a snifter glass of red bull and a fancy shot glass of jager, then poured the jager into the energy redbull and just slid the concoction over to me like go ahead bro. Andre seems like the best idea until you drink it and wake up the next day like why is there a marching band in my skull. I never really drink Vodka Soda.. i thought it was kindof a white girl drink? But then my Bartender friend told me when he wants to get really really bombed that's his go to. I went to a girl's birthday party in college and she was drinking Long Island iced tea all night and then puked on the floor. Michelob Ultra tastes like water plus its a great can to crush. Screwdriver was the first drink i ever had. PBR aka Pabst Blue Ribbon is such a hipster beer... too bad it's not bad. I love drinking Margarita because usually that means i'm also getting a butt load of mexican food (see what i did there? Mexican food... Butt... it's a poop joke people). Straight Whiskey is nice. I can't get over how artistic some of these Cosmo Cosmopolitans people drink can be. Fucking Rose Lemon Lemoncello Peanut butter Peach Schnapps Sangria.. it's out of control. I'm so fucking impressed. I love Captain Morgan and all he's done for me. Old Fashioned is a good cocktail, Manhattans are like a spicy Old Fashioned i'm told Heineken and Heineken light are delicious, but something about those green bottles makes me a little iffy. Tequila Shots just get the fucking night going. Gin and Tonic, Gin and Juice, anything with Gin really makes me feel like a 1920s news reporter (http://youtu.be/UZTGJKnwIu8 go PATRIOTS) The only people I know that drink Chardonnay are just the funniest ladies on the planet. Jack & Coke is great to say, but I don't really like soda. Martini just looks pretty. Wine Spritzer makes me think of Ned Flanders (auf Deutsch? http://youtu.be/3y1e5NzxvnA) AAAAnd cranberry vodka is such a pretty drink. It just owns. Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Facebook http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves Tumblr: http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403
Views: 545048 MaxNoSleeves
Falling In Reverse - "Bad Girls Club"
 
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"Bad Girls Club" by Falling In Reverse from the album 'Fashionably Late,' out now! Download on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/FIRDeluxe Get it at the Falling In Reverse Store: http://fallinginreversestore.com Site: http://fallinginreverse.com Store: http://store.fallinginreverse.com Facebook: http://fb.com/fallinginreverseofficial Twitter: http://twitter.com/firofficial Instagram: http://instagr.am/fallinginreverse Tumblr: http://fallinginreverse.tumblr.com LYRICS I met a girl and I really thought she liked me I truly thought that I had met the one It was a fail, to no avail I’m just another victim of the bad girls club She’s like a witch casting spells hypnotizing She made me drink a potion just to fall in love She got me drunk, tipsy off her love I’m just another victim of the bad girls club She’s always blowing up my phone I really wish that she'd leave me alone I gotta change my number, hard for me to slumber When she’s outside my home She called the cops And made it seem like I was mean She’s not your average lady; she is fucking crazy Spelled C-U-N-T And after all the rise and fall You’re not worth my time I’m ca-ca callin’ it quits right now This time your playing games and all We do is fight, it’s getting lame So olly olly olly oxen free All the bad girls come cheer with me Your love’s a drug; you’ve got me on the run I’m just another victim of the bad girls club I’m always paranoid That she’s some how watching me Follows me on twitter asking if I miss her #setmefree She Googles my name Just to keep some tabs on me She’s not your average lady She is fucking crazy some one help me please (cheer!) "Hey sexy boy I got you wrapped around my finger L.O.V.E really doesn’t mean much" Your love is like a drug but it is not enough "gimme a B.A.D were the bad girls club 2x
Views: 22291209 Epitaph Records
Spring Break Breakdown (Part 2/2)
 
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VICE enlists four college school girls to venture into a series of spring break parties in order to separate the myths from the facts about this notable american tradition. Watch part 1/2 here: http://bit.ly/Breakdown-1 Check out the Best of VICE here: http://bit.ly/VICE-Best-Of Subscribe to VICE here! http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-VICE Check out our full video catalog: http://bit.ly/VICE-Videos Videos, daily editorial and more: http://vice.com Like VICE on Facebook: http://fb.com/vice Follow VICE on Twitter: http://twitter.com/vice Read our tumblr: http://vicemag.tumblr.com
Views: 93422 VICE
Tom Segura Overdoses - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
 
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Tom Segura returns home from college for the first time and ends up in the emergency room.
Views: 5063809 Comedy Central
Die Antwoord - "Cookie Thumper" (Official Video)
 
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Subscribe now: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-Noisey Die Antwoord - "Fatty Boom Boom": http://bit.ly/Fatty-Boom-Boom CLOSE DA CURTAINS! PUMP UP DA BASS! PLAY IT FUCKED UP LOUD! SET TO 720p HD MUDAFUCKAZ! DA COOKIE THUMPER IZ HERE!!! YO-LANDI VI$$ER is a cute young ORPHAN GIRL who has a big crush on a bad-ass GANGSTER BOY called ANIES. ANIES has just got out of PRISON. INSIDE prison ANIES runs with the notorious NUMBERS gangs. OUTSIDE prison ANIES runs with the UGLY AMERICAN street gang. YO-LANDI thinks about ANIES day and night, hoping he will come visit her soon. Sure it's fun to fuck with the DARK SIDE. But careful what you wish for...YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT! (SEE CREDITS BELOW) COOKIE THUMPER - Lyrics THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD A CRUSH ON A BAD, BAD BOY BUT WHEN THAT BAD BOY GOT OUT OF PRISON THAT LITTLE GIRL'S ASS WAS IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA? Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER? 26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28? THROW DEM DEVILISH GANG SIGNZ IN DA AIR START GIVING IT UP 4 LITTLE EVIL ME MY FINGERZ R GREEN COZ IM A MEAN DOPE FIEND IM WICKED LIKE MAD D.O.G FRESH LIKE A LITTLE DARK G.O.D YO-LANDI VI$$ER GOT DA HYPEST FLOW START TALKING IN TONGUES WHENEVER I GET STONED MUDAFUCKN MINDZ GET BLOWN EVERY TIME I RAP IN2 DA MICROPHONE MY ZEF ACCENT IZ VERY FOREIGN WHEN I SPEAK OVERSEAZ DEY GO: I BEG YOUR PARDON? U CAN'T GET ME LIKE ERIC CARTMAN NAUGHTY LITTLE KITTY GO MEOW YES DADDY, I'M A BIG GIRL NOW JAS LITTLE DEVIL MAKE YOUR DICK GO WOW CHEA BOY! YO-LANDI VI$$ER IS HOT STUFF DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GANGSTA HAAI, DAAI BRA ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA? Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER DAMN! ANIES IS CHILLING IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER? 26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28? DAAI BRA ANIES HY DROOM INNIE MANG JA VAN MY PUNANI, JA JYS LEKKER JAS BRA VINGER IN JOU HOL IN, NXA! HAAL UIT DIE GANJA JA PAKKIE ZOL IN! KLAP IT SOOS N RASTA Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S DREAMING IN JAIL DREAMING OF MY PUNANI, YEAH YOU HEAVY HORNY BOY FINGER IN YOUR ASS, NICE! WHIP OUT THE WEED YOU SMUGGLED IN JA ROLL IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, HIT LIKE A RASTA I RHYME TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! TIGHT! SPARK MOSH-PIT SHIT COZ I RHYME SO HYPE PUT ME IN FRONT OF SUM1 I DON'T LIKE I GO PUNCH! KICK! BITE! FIGHT! I'M KRAY-KRAY LIKE O.D.B. YO-LANDI DOWN WID O.P.P. I SMELL LOVELY COZ I DON'T EAT MEAT 2 MUCH BUBBLY DEN I GO PEE-PEE LOOK OUT HERE CUM LITTLE EVIL ME I GOT A ITCHY LITTLE NEED 4 SPEED RAP ON DA BEAT LIKE A HI-SPEED CHASE SONG I GOOI ROOI! NO MUDAFUKIN BREAKS ON ALL DEZE POP SONGZ SOUND LIKE DA SAME SONG I BURN DEM! JA MUDAFUCKA FLAME ON! BOW DOWN 2 HER MUDAFUCKN MAJESTY NO RAPPER OUT DERE AZ BAD AZ ME! SNY JOU KOEKIE! SNY-SNY JOU SNOEKIE COOKIE! Translated: CUT YOUR LITTLE CAKE CUT-CUT YOUR LITTLE FISHY CAKE CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY! CUT IT-CUT IT- HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S N FOKKEN GAM BRA HAAI! DAAI ANIES HY LAM INNIE MANG JA 'KEN SY MY NOMMER?' XHA! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? TWEE SES? TWEE SEWE? OF IS JY N AG BRA? Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GHETTO BOY ANIES CHILLS IN JAIL 'DOES SHE KNOW MY NUMBER?' NO! BOY WHAT'S YOUR NUMER? 26? 27? OR ARE YOU A 28? DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN GANGSTA DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S VARS UITIE MANG JA WYS HOM PUNANI, WAARS JOU COOKIE THUMPER? GEE HOM PUNANI, MAAR HY SOEKIE BUM BRA! Translated: THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S A FUCKIN GANGSTER THAT BOY ANIES, HE'S FRESH OUT OF JAIL SHOW HIM PUNANI, WHERE'S YOUR COOKIE THUMPER? GIVE HIM PUNANI, BUT HE WANTS MY BUM-BUM! DAAI BRA ANIES HY'S A FOKKEN ROU BRA EK BLOM MET ANIES LEKKER OPPIE SOFA HE LOVE YO-LANDI COZ IM BLONDE ALL OVER MAAR YOH! DAAI ANIES HY HOU VAN MY BOUDE! Translated: THAT BOY ANIES HE'S A FUCKIN RAW BOY I CHILL WITH ANIES NICE ON THE SOFA HE'S LOVES YO-LANDI COS I'M BLONDE ALL OVER BUT JEEZ! THAT ANIES, HE REALLY LOVES MY BUM-BUM! Artist: Die Antwoord Album: Donker Mag Label: ZEF Recordz Directed by Ninja Cinematography by Alexis Zabe Guest cinematography by Paul Gilpin Edited by Saki Fokken Bergh Post production by Left Produced by ZEF Filmz in association with VICE Serviced by Elfstone Pictures and Reeleyes Films Wardrobe by Gabrielle De Gersigny Art Department: Kezia Eales and Shaun Baskind Titlez and Grafik D-Zine by Poesbek aka Leri Muthafukn Greere Special thanks to our lovely AD, Lalage Avis, for keeping the ship afloat during the storm. And to Kimpossible for you know what girl Xxx Salute! You Should Subscribe Here Now: http://bit.ly/VErZkw
Views: 34546502 Noisey
Harlem Shake - Drunk Edition (Belgium)
 
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We were stuffed, and we had fun, you can see that on this f*cking vid, biatch ! *ALL COPYRIGHTS go to Baauer, This is not my song!* Tags: v1 v2 v3 v4 v5 v6 sometimes i fist myself with two loafs of bread hoping to turn into an inside out really fucked up looking sandwich so i was walking down the street and this shit stain came out of the bushes and was like "HEY, WHERE ARE YOU STAIN TONIGHT?" and i responded with "HAHAHA THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS JK I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU" and i did lol my favorite vegetable is my brother because he was in a car accident.
Views: 830 Spallk
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official Music Video)
 
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The Maurice White story is a MUST read for any true fan of the mighty EW&F: http://smarturl.it/MW_MyLifeEWF?IQid=ytd Click to subscribe: http://smarturl.it/SubscribeEWFVevo?I... Listen to Earth, Wind & Fire on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/EWFSpotify?IQid=yt... Album's from Earth, Wind & Fire: Open Our Eyes: Click here to buy: Amazon: http://smarturl.it/EWF_OYE_Amzn?IQid=... That's the Way of the World: Click here to buy iTunes: http://smarturl.it/EWF_WOTW_iTunes?IQ... Google Play: http://smarturl.it/EWF_WOTW_GP?IQid=y... Now, Then & Forever: Click here to buy iTunes: http://smarturl.it/EWF_NTF_iTunes?IQi... Google Play: http://smarturl.it/EWF_NTF_GP?IQid=yt... Greatest Hits: Click here to buy iTunes: http://smarturl.it/EWF_GHL_iTunes?IQi... Google Play: http://smarturl.it/EWF_GHL_GP?IQid=yt... More from Earth, Wind & Fire: Boogie Wonderland: http://smarturl.it/EWF_BWL?IQid=ytd.e... Reason: http://smarturl.it/EWF_Reasons?IQid=y... Serpentine Fire: http://smarturl.it/EWF_SF?IQid=ytd.ewf.S Follow Earth, Wind & Fire: Website: http://www.earthwindandfire.com/ Facebook: http://smarturl.it/EWF_YD_FB?IQid=ytd... Twitter: http://smarturl.it/EWF_YD_T?IQid=ytd.... Lyrics: Do you remember the 21st night of September? Love was changing the minds of pretenders While chasing the clouds away Our hearts were ringing In the key that our souls were singing. As we danced in the night, Remember how the stars stole the night away Ba de ya, say do you remember Ba de ya, dancing in September Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day Ba de ya de ya de ya Ba de ya de ya de ya Ba de ya de ya de ya de ya Music video by Earth, Wind & Fire performing September. (C) 2012 Sony Music Entertainment" #EarthWindAndFire #September #Vevo #Pop #OfficialMusicVideo
Views: 298144274 EarthWindandFireVEVO
Key & Peele - Proud Thug
 
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A Latino gang trying to hold a meeting struggles against the stubbornness of one of its much-too-proud members.
Views: 23754341 Comedy Central
Stereotypical Names or How to Name your Baby
 
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TSHIRTS!!!! AAAHHHHH http://maxnosleeves.spreadshirt.com Please subscribe to my channel! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=maxnosleeves http://www.youtube.com/maxnosleeves Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/nosleevesmax Twitter: ‪http://www.twitter.com/MaxNoSleeves‬‬‬ Instagram: @Max_NoSleeves Tumblr: ‪http://maxnosleeves.tumblr.com/‬‬‬ If anybody needs to send me shit: Max Weisz 1507 7th St. PO Box #282 Santa Monica, CA, 90403 Stereotypical Names: How to Name your Baby By STEPHEN MAXIMILIAN WEISZ 1) Backwards Names: a. Heaven - Neveah b. Elohssa - Asshole c. Dratkcuf - Fucktard d. Ssamud - Dumass e. Naomi in my brain are now just "I moan" f. Marissa -- Ass I Ram g. Natasha -- Ah, Satan 2) Naming your kid after a city is kindof interesting. And while Paris and Sydney work pretty good, how do you think South Boston is going to get along with Brooklyn? Or what about little baby Tijuanna or Detroit? President Atlantic City Johnson 2048. Other country subdivisions? Financial District must be potty trained? Would Idaho want to go on a play date with Nassau County and North Korea? 3) You can always tell celebrity baby names because they're very out there like a. Kanye West Kim Kardashian - North b. Nicholas Cage - Kal-El c. Gwyneth Paltrow - Apple d. Jay-Z Beyonce - Blue Ivy e. Alicia Keys Swizz Beatz Egypt i. You can also tell these are celebrity baby names because having a celebrity parent is the only way you get out of getting your ass kicked every day in school when you got a name like Destry 4) If you've got a long name that has a logical nickname, let's say Alexander or Jonathan -- and you insist on using †he whole name instead of allowing for a nickname then we're gonna have a problem. 5) We don't see a lot of Adolf's running around any more although I'm not too sure why... there are certainly a ton of Jesus's 6) Tiffany gets a bad wrap even though every one I know is exactly what I stereotyped her as. 7) A lot of people mispronounce or mishear my name which is fine... typically its like Hi I'm Max and they're like sorry did you say Matt? But a lot of the time they're way off like I'll say Hi I'm Max and they're like Sorry did you say Zach Nick Abraham D'brickashaw? 8) Kirsten vs Kristen a. I HATE this. i. Andrew bring me those fucking the doritos? My fucking name is Endraw SPOILER they're twin brothers. 9) I totally get not wanting to tell somebody what you want to name your kid. I bet it would be just an endless string of a. "ughh no that name sucks balls you should totally name him toxic avenger" or hey that's funny that's what I named my dick b. For all you Emily Roses out there Stay strong, I love you, and there is a ray of hope --just look at Michael Myers 10) Stacy I just want to see if her mom's really got it going on 11) I would hate to be named Luke and have everybody tell me they were my father all the time 12) I'm just really bad with names in general people will be like hi I'm Bo--- and it's already gone. a. What's your name? Your twitter name 13) I HATE it when somebody else has my name. Like that's fucking MINE dude... unfortunately its mostly dogs. I know about 40 dogs named max and its fucking brutal. Hey at least they're not cats 14) My first name is Stephen... but I've always been called max. I really like it and yes I do know where the wild things are. It's fine like I like my own name but there are some times when it gets really annoying a. 5 minutes MAX b. Or when I'm in class and the professor is doing attendance and i FORGOT MY OWN NAME. 15) The one thing that is more than obvious... When someone uses your whole fucking name... its NEVER a good thing
Views: 260445 MaxNoSleeves
Big Sean - Beware ft. Lil Wayne, Jhene Aiko (Official Music Video)
 
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iTunes: http://smarturl.it/iHOFdex Music video by Big Sean performing Beware (Explicit) ft. Lil Wayne & Jhené Aiko. © 2013: Getting Out Our Dreams, Inc./The Island Def Jam Music Group Best of Big Sean: https://goo.gl/aUXeR4 Subscribe here: https://goo.gl/89s6Fb #BigSean #Beware #Vevo #HipHop #JheneAiko
Views: 70146149 BigSeanVEVO
Vidcon 2013 Recap MaxNoSleeves
 
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Views: 63920 MaxNoSleeves
Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) [Official music video HD]
 
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Ylvis - The Fox (What Does The Fox Say?) New Ylvis video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbAsSzXuy5I iTunes: http://smarturl.it/YlvisFox Fra I kveld med Ylvis på TVNorge. Ylvis - [Official music video playlist HD]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE&list=PLfNe3nGQENtP3VCn1t1pybju9ffSPBohU Kjøp eller stream sangen: iTunes: http://smarturl.it/thefox-itunes Spotify: http://smarturl.it/thefox-spotify WiMP: http://smarturl.it/thefox-wimp #ylvis #thefox #whatdoesthefoxsay Music video from the Norwegian talk show I kveld med YLVIS. http://www.facebook.com/IkveldmedYLVIS?fref=ts Music by M.Eriksen/T.E.Hermansen/V.Ylvisåker/B.Ylvisåker Lyrics by V.Ylvisåker/B.Ylvisåker/C.Løchstøer Produced by Stargate Choreographer: Thea Bay SBS Discovery © 2013
Views: 841133720 TVNorge
From God's Perspective. (FULL SHOW on YouTube/Netflix)
 
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pre-order CD on itunes or amazon: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/what./id773753940 http://www.amazon.com/what-Explicit-Bo-Burnham/dp/B00H4IVMDA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1386703066&sr=8-1&keywords=bo+burnham+what LYRICS: The books you think I wrote are way too thick. Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick? And I don't watch you when you sleep. Surprisingly, I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep. You're not going to heaven. Why the fuck would you think Id ever kick it with you? None of you are going to heaven. There's a trillion aliens cooler than you. You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to. You shouldn't rape because rape is a fucked up thing to do. I don't think masturbation is obscene. Its absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen. You make my job a living hell. I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well. You're not going to heaven. Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns. None of you are going to heaven. You're not my children you're a bad games of Sims. You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to. You can eat pork, because why the fuck would I give a shit? You argue and you bicker and you fight. Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night over what they think is true. But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you. You pray so badly for heaven, knowing any day might be the day that you die but maybe life on earth could be heaven. Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try? My love is the type of thing that you have to earn And when you earn it, you won't need it. (2x) I'm not going to give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to. If you want love then the love is gonna come from you.
Views: 12079947 boburnham
Juicy J - Scholarship (ft A$AP Rocky) (Stay Trippy) (Lyrics)
 
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I don't claim to own this song. I'm just sharing it. Lyrics: [Intro x4] Get your money, get your money [Bridge] Say you need some extra cash to pay for college with And it just so happens I got a lot of it Spin around the pole while you're doing splits By the end of the night might earn you a scholarship [Hook] You a college chick, you a college chick Keep twerking baby, might earn you a scholarship You a college chick, you a college chick Keep twerking baby, might earn you a scholarship 100 dollars, 100 dollars, 100 dollars, trick 100 dollars, 100 dollars, 100 dollars, trick You a college chick, you a college chick By the end of the night might earn you a scholarship [Verse 1: Juicy J] Clap that ass, just like the clapper All these bands now these bitches wanna fuck with rappers I got my Ghost outside, I call it Casper Ain't no nigga fly as Juicy J, ask NASA Show me some, I might owe you some Them bands waiting and I know you want 'em I'm tryna pay your student loans Fuck your boyfriend, I want your number Let me get that becky while I'm rolling up Send my watch back to my jeweler, it ain't cold enough Just a bunch of bad college chicks in the W with no clothes on Trippy cup in my hand in the bathtub with my robe on Tell all your girlfriend that I'm breaking bread and down to fuck One night, fuck a wife, trippy niggas never cuff [Bridge + Hook] [Verse 2: A$AP Rocky] Well fuck her master, she got her bachelor So she only fucking rappers, she tired of cappers And she only shake for backups, so shake it faster It gets better every chapter, spit that Project Patta (She call me master!) Money, money, money while she grindin' on the pole Dollar for a soap[?] but don't nobody gotta know (Get it, get it off the floor) She shakin' it like she strippin' She only representin' for her bitches out in Memphis Hol' up, hol' up wait a minute, I just came to my senses I'm trippin' if I'm trickin' if I'm paying your tuition Cause you know a couple principles or pals in your division Pay attention, how I'm livin', bet you hate it like detention Motherfucker... [Bridge + Hook]
Views: 1142916 aristocrafts
Party
 
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"Party" Lyrics Baby, do you wanna party Tell me baby, do you wanna party Hey, baby, do you wanna party She say yes, do you wanna party Hey, baby girl, we can party Hey, baby, do you wanna party Tell me baby do you wanna party Hey, baby, do you wanna party She say yes, do you wanna party Hey, baby girl, we can party Hey, baby, do you wanna Call you friends, I'm a'call my friend Call you friends, I'm a'call my friend Call you friends, I'm a'call my friend We can party Call you friends, I'm a'call my friend We can party Call you friends, I'm a'call my friend Call you friends, I'm a'call my friend We can party Call you friends, I'm a'call my friend We can party Call you friends, I'm a'call my friend We can party She said she wanna party So you know that cool with me I'm cooler than Mo D. She's sweeter than Iced Tea Iced Tea We mean it, and we sippin' And we on that Texas Tea Got the gung smoked bout And we ain't ever coming out Drinking like a fool Yeah, we done skipped class Boat out, eh, but, yeah, back to back We higher than a mutherfucker Yeah, we up there Shortie said something but I really can't hear We hot and we drunk And we truck the fuck up We got models, we got bottles This is college life, We rocking every night And every day We getting fucked up Greygoose, Almost done Hit that gin and throw up Louveo, Jose Cuervo, Yeah, I'm drunk Henese on rocks cus the vodka's throw up It's a season, it's a whole new shortie wanna fuck Drinking all this liquor, now a nigg** want his cred! Tell me baby, do you wanna party Hey, baby, do you wanna party She say yes, do you wanna party Hey, baby girl, we can party Hey, baby, do you wanna party Tell me baby do you wanna party Hey, baby, do you wanna party She say yes, do you wanna party Beat Production by KE Executive Production by Jana Barros
Views: 209974 Emcee Sweetheartz
Boy Is A Bottom
 
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Buy it on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/boy-is-bottom-video-edit-feat./id597538405 Boy Is A Bottom Willam, Detox & Vicky Vox Produced by Markaholic (www.markaholic.com) Directed by Shawn Adeli (www.shawnadeli.com) Prod. Ass't Mike Aguilera Video Hoes: Miles Davis Moody, Sam Ortiz, Mike Munich Makeup by OCC LYRICS: He's just a boy but he's a bottom. Make him try to top he'll cry; Never even said he's bi. It says "He's Vers" up on his Grindr. Versatile, Yea, OK. Girl y'know you're super Gay. Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh Ass up and pull those pants down I had heard at one time that he had a gown Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh His hole is medium rare (pink) and you won't find a hair (stink) This Boy Is A Bottom This Boy Is A Bottom A gutbucket bottom. He's a ratchet-ass bottom. He got Fleet enemas for day Sixty minutes in the gym, 45 of that is showering "He's a Jock..." least he wears one on a date. Ass pussy sweet & clean, a total top's total dream Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh That hole aint been tight for years. Sloppabottomus Queer Ooh-Oooh-oh-oh-oh Rectal prolapse be damned (it's cool it's cool it's cool). Shove it up in his can (Get it up in that can. Take that. Take it. Blalhghah) This Boy Is A Bottom This Boy Is A Bottom A gutbucket bottom. He's a ratchet-ass bottom. Dickpig. Over here pig. Make my shaft disappear in your rear pig. Double penetration with you up in here pig. Are you scared pig? This goes there pig. And on my backdoor that's my tongue pig. Yea that's your boy gash and to my twink stash- Keep suckin' me Do it 'til I'm tucking, G. Yes I'm a top- so ain't nobody fucking me. And now it's time for a breakdown Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom Oh whoa whoa whoooooaaah. Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom This Boy Is A Bottom This Boy Is A Bottom A gutbucket bottom. He's a ratchet-ass bottom. Oh's. He's just a boy but he's a bottom.
Views: 23394859 willam belli
Australian Sex Party  (ASXP) 2013 Campaign Ad
 
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The Australian Sex Party stands for civil liberties and personal freedom. This is our campaign ad for the Australian 2013 Federal Election. If you like it, please share and if you agree with our policies, please vote for the Australian Sex Party on September 7th.
Views: 348857 Vote ASXP
Who Broke This Man's Heart ? ♥
 
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JayteKz - Fall For Your Type (Lyrics) [Original: Drake - Fall For Your Type] ♥ Very touching rap ♥ This guy have the worst Christmas EVER :( |Download link| https://www.upload.ee/files/3815702/JayteKz_-_Fall_For_Your_Type.mp3.html Thanks for 100k views! :) Lyrics: Uh, I take a shot for you. And everything we did. And everything we once was in our relationship. Everything was straight when we first started dating. Thought I'd never see the day when its both our hearts breaking. So I'm drinking every weekend. Speaking sober thoughts. Staring at my phone wondering if I should call. Tell you how I feel -- that the pain still hasn't healed. Everything still feels like a place I think a part of me was killed. When I, let you go thinking we can take this slow, but one weeks passed and already found another man to hold. I should have known, I mean, you're in college right? You probably met someone at some fucking party right? I seen it coming, but chose to ignore it. In hopes we could find eachothers love and then restore it. But you went out exploring. Scoring like it's a game. And I'm just sitting back like why the fuck do things change? Cause things change and ain't shit that you can do about it But take blame for all the bullshit that you provided. I can't deny it, I've made my mistakes. But I was tryin fix 'em. And now its too late. Uh, So I guess this is it. My final words. I really do wish the best for you, even if it hurts.I hope you find yourself a better dude. One that you deserve. I hope he does what I could never do and show you what it's worth when it works. Imagine love without a struggle. Just happiness and peace. Where the couples never crumble a stumble here and there but the sound is so subtle. Cuz' love remains humble when the world seems to rumble. And I, promise you, you will never forget my name. When you needed help, I'm the one who always fucking came. I'm the one who picked you up when you slipped up in the rain. I'm the one who took you back when you left me in such pain. You remember that? All that bullshit you said? You'll love me till the end but your loving him instead? I can bet what your giving him -- comes from your regrets. You can have it. Sincerely, A love that was never meant to be. For collaborations and business inquiries, please contact via Channel Pages: http://ChannelPages.com/MxKevinH
Views: 637688 MxKevinH
The new guy at work fuckin his tranny off
 
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via YouTube Capture
Views: 1385 Yates Poitinger
Fuck a dog in the ass
 
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Title says all
Views: 395 Colin Lefort
blacka fuck you
 
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bing bing bing
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Wiz Khalifa - The Thrill
 
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MORE MUSIC: https://www.youtube.com/user/highlifemusicbiz BUY THE ALBUM HERE:http://www.wizkhalifa.com/ LYRICS BELOW Searching for the thrill of it, thrill of it, Say that it's love, but to me it's looking counterfeit, I get done with one and move on to another bitch Yea college educated, she graduated Any bill she can't front, her parents paid it The show was far, you the only one with a car And your girlfriends, bein that she's a big fan, of course she made it Most girls wanna hide the fact that the thrill they chase it But you, tonight you wanna get drunk and fuck someone famous So I just name a time and a place and your game for it Value player, hotel room, meet you there [{background}:] {Walking on a dream How can I explain Talking to myself} Just travelin' the world {Will I see again} Tryin' different drugs and girls {We are always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it Always pushing up the hill searching for the thrill of it On and on and on we are calling out and out again Never looking down, I'm just in awe of what's in front of me} And I'm addicted to champagne Fuck the room we buy the hallway Bitches I Taylor Gang that They just wanna know where the planes at Take the little one outta there Or like, just turn it down And then I'm um probably just gonna go back smoke another one in an hour Just get real airy, fuckin' dreamy and shit Wake up drunk go to sleep fucked up We both amazed at what we just done Mixin' drinks, knowin we'll regret this Ain't been asleep yet, room service bringin' us breakfast All this money, darlin, what else is left to do But smoke an enjoy my presidential view Got a swimmin pool in my living room On stage, interviews, tons of sour, let's consume {We are always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it Always pushing up the hill searching for the thrill of it On and on and on we are calling out and out again Never looking down, I'm just in awe of what's in front of me} And I'm addicted to champagne Fuck the room, we buy the hallway Bitches I Taylor Gang that They just wanna know where the planes at And I'm addicted to champagne Fuck the room, we buy the hallway Bitches I Taylor Gang that They just wanna know where the planes at What's this? Burn after rollin? Yeah, that's what it is Until I drop the next one It's just that {Catch me I'm falling down Catch me I'm falling down Don't stop, just keep going on I'm your shoulder lean upon So come on, deliver from inside All we got is tonight that is right till first light} I'm stoned This is what, mix tape number 6? 7? I don't know, but um, good weeds still in the building Your bitch still hittin me on whatever I use on the computer these days Everything's going how it's supposed to be Yes, Taylor Gang over everything... I do not own this song. For promotional use only.
Views: 508 highlifemusicbiz
The Fuck Club
 
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Views: 6975 Manu Guevara
eRa Fiji - Kesh Fuck people hate me [Vacations]
 
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Whats upp guysssssssssss Kesh is here and i bring you a eRa Fiji bg ;) i hope you like and rate your op :D! Final Image : http://officialkesh.carbonmade.com/projects/4902100
Views: 2219 ArtistKesh
Fuck le college clip-Officiel
 
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Qu'une seule chose a dire...FUCK LE COLLEGE !!!!!
Views: 290 Thomas fontaine
Drunk Girl Gives some advice to crap players
 
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Drunk Girl Gives some advice to crap players
Views: 45 Lewis Carter
Uh..This is the story of my life so far (19 years)
 
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Some people might be wondering what happened to me, so for once I'll tell the true story, when I was 13 all my friends stopped talking to me because I was Atheist and some things I just couldn't believe; Who was left slowly faded away, too quick to night and day x2; Moving on 14-16 Mom took me out of public because I was suicidal; Went to a weird school I'd never heard of and things just got worse to things I hadn't heard of; There was a girl who would hide under desks, everytime the thunder came, reincarnation of a new pain; Some of that rubbed off on me, because now I have a miserable anxiety disorder; Got my first girlfriend around this time, she was maybe more fucked up than me but she was mine; Yea, as crazy as me, as depressed as me, we let a fucking disease take over our minds; Year later she broke up with me, alone and a little suicidal, too much for a little child; I couldn't ever comprehend what was going on and that's the point of this entire song; Worked at Goodwill 16 to 17, got money stolen from me, people died from hydrocodine; Dad got diagnosed with Alzheimer's, Mom left, didn't matter if I could find her; Got drunk or high everyday because I couldn't move on, I couldn't move on; Finally at 18, 3rd time I tried to kill myself, because nothing ever helped; After I failed, I decided to change, try to be my real self, but it's hard, it's been really fucking hard; I feel like no one understand how this shit can consume you, and I know that it's no excuse; Met a girl I could finally love a lot, For some reason I said goodbye, and I still have no idea why; Now I'm scared, and I'm scared, and I still love her x2; I wish I knew what to say, I bought a ticket to see her, Now I'm going to Rio for no fucking reason; I wish you'd accept me and we can move on a life, I know right now I'ma cynical little bitch not far from the knife; I'm sorry x3 but..I wish my friend didn't get pregnant at 16, I wish I had any grandparents and knew what that love would mean, I wish my mom wouldn't get lost in all this bullshit, I wish my brothers would talk to me about some of this shit; I wish my sister would have never gone away, I wish I wasn't different, I wish there was something I could say; So this is why I'm an asshole, why I've been a scared little punk with no where to go, I don't know; I'm not screaming stay away anymore, and if the past is the past then why's it still haunting me? I'm trying to change, I'm fucking trying to change, It's just hard when I'm always wrong; Last 5 months I've really came clean: you see, I don't drink, I don't smoke weed, I don't do much of anything; I just hope and I hope and I'm so sorry, I just hope and I hope and I'm so sorry to the people that love me.
Views: 273 Storm Stormm
My girl fucked up..
 
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Views: 4123 Swagg Monsta
21 Jump Street- Drug Scene
 
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Youtube sketches and comedy channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnTEL9UxrXwZ2i20sGvarPg Don't blow on me, son. FUCK YOU SCIENCE! I do not own any of this footage.
Views: 6218877 Robert Douglas
Big Sean   Beware ft Lil Wayne Jhene Alko (Lyrics)
 
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Big Sean Merch: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01M71WSTO/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B01M71WSTO&linkCode=as2&tag=davidforsberg-20&linkId=d66f5895d5c0bb7aa67dc811a292fdd5 https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01N9IIBJJ/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B01N9IIBJJ&linkCode=as2&tag=davidforsberg-20&linkId=071bbfcafcb67110ae4c040722876a38 https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01N9IIBJJ/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B01N9IIBJJ&linkCode=as2&tag=davidforsberg-20&linkId=071bbfcafcb67110ae4c040722876a38 https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00T8FX4RE/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B00T8FX4RE&linkCode=as2&tag=davidforsberg-20&linkId=9cd5009fdf0e4c45a3b073ecc37d32db [Hook: Big Sean & Jhene Aiko] When you said it was over You shot right through my heart Why you let these hoes tear what we had right apart Oooh, I was so mad I could've see this coming right from the start You should beware, beware, beware of a women with a broken heart [Verse 1: Big Sean] Praying to a sky all black Looking at the stars like they finna talk back Looking at my phone like she finna call back But last night I feel like probably ended all that Cause by now she woulda sent a text in all caps Then another one tryna take all back Saying fuck you, I miss you or I hate you so much Cause girls only say "I hate you" to the guys that they love I know, I know, I know The highs, the lows it comes and goes You say "be real" I try, I don't Cause you take anything and just make it everything Kept my phone on silence every since you got a ring (funny right?) And I never cheated (I mean, maybe once, twice) One time don't change everything She ask why I don't feel the same, I'm still the same She's still insane and know she's saying [Hook] When you said it was over You shot right through my heart Why you let these hoes tear what we had right apart Oooh, I was so mad I could've see this coming right from the start You should beware, beware, beware of a women with a broken heart [Verse 2: Big Sean] Okay, skeet, smoke Sleep, call Miss, text Woke, spoke Lie, feel, Lisa ew Time, kill, months, still I got somebody baby mama calling me daddy I drank to much, please call me a cabby Penthouse after party hoes want that addy Fuck they can ride with us, crawl in a Caddy Third row is when you call, I hit cancel Really? I hit answer, fuck I hate when that happens Phone in my pocket for the whole night And you heard bitches screamin' til my phone dies Then she text me like "why you still talk to my mama?" How the fuck you run around with condoms? Why you make me get this tattoo? Man, fuck this tattoo you the reason I wasn't single in college What? all because I had you Nigga I don't even have you How am I suppose to get passed you? And she called the next guy spillin' some real shit Now they problems he got to deal with [Hook] When you said it was over You shot right through my heart Why you let these hoes tear what we had right apart Oooh, I was so mad I could've see this coming right from the start You should beware, beware, beware of a women with a broken heart [Verse 3: Lil Wayne] Girl, don't believe them hoes Cause they don't wanna see us together And you already know you're too fly But baby, don't get your hair caught in the propellers I be tryna tell her these hoes is jealous You know they never like it when you never say never Long hair, red bone, but her pussy is hairless Muah, I french kiss it like we in Paris I be screaming out, "ain't no woman like the one I got" But she be always worrying about the one I fucked She said it's gonna be me, myself and I Damn, that would make me a one night fuck Sch, I was so mad Damn, you used to ride a nigga like a moped But players fuck up, my bad And just to keep from crying, I laughed When you said it was over You shot right through my heart Why you let these hoes tear what we had right apart Oooh, I was so mad I could've see this coming right from the start You should beware, beware, beware of a women with a broken heart [Outro x2: Jhene Aiko] Baby, last time calling me baby Last time calling me crazy Crazy, Crazy
Views: 1844614 david4sberg
Drug fucked woman crashes party
 
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what the fuck
Views: 2642 Buntography
Drunk nite so fucked up 2013
 
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Home girl danceing. She was fucked up.
Views: 1321 Diamond marie
Spacebar Rockstar Uncensored - Totally Useless TV
 
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New music video every week! See the latest videos at http://www.totallyuselesstv.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TotallyUselessTv Lyrics: Spacebar Rockstar Rockin' up your favorite bar Pulled up in my Mama's car But I won't let you see that far I went to Guitar Center Got myself a record spinner Plugged it in and I'm a winner All of this in time for dinner This way, I'll turn it that way But you won't hear no change They're for show anyway I'll get my hands up To show you when to jump But then the music stuck My Ipod fucked up Spacebar Rockstar, I'm ready to go I got one damn beat for a 4 hour show And there's a few things that you need to know If I could only figure out Just how these headphones go I'm a Spacebar Rockstar, everyday I can't tune a guitar but I'm getting paid Turn it up These drunk bitches can't get enough I got ears like Helen Keller But I'm making the cut You can shake your tits a little One more shot will make em bigger I get pussy like a singer With my little index finger The lights will lead the way Right with my biggest hit Without the laser beams This would be boring shit This way, I'll turn it that way 30 fuckin' buttons it don't matter It all sounds the same Just get your hands up Lets keep this club alive I'll bring it straight to you From my hard drive Spacebar Rockstar, I'm ready to go I got one damn beat for a 4 hour show And there's a few things to keep in mind Oh I tried to be a rapper But my shit didn't rhyme I'm a Spacebar Rockstar, everyday Even Paris Hiltion does it What more can I say? Turn it up These drunk bitches really love my stuff But they dance like Gary Coleman On prescription drugs I got a groove that was meant for you I'll turn it up if you want me to Cut through the smoke to get to me The machine keeps playing even if I leave Come on pretty girl this work take long I got twice as many balls as Lance Armstrong Your stalkin' me over there hiding in the dark My little land based, inbred, pussy shark Spacebar Rockstar, I'm ready to go I got one damn beat for a 4 hour show Listen Up! I know the cover is 40 bucks But your guaranteed a good time Cause it's free for the sluts I'm a Spacebar Rockstar, look at me now From the short bus to the big time On top of the crowd Look around My thick beats dominate this town But if I don't play cupid shuffle It will bring it all down I'm a Spacebar Rockstar Spacebar Rockstar Just a musical retard And a Spacebar Rockstar Perfectly Inappropriate Puppetry...
Views: 1911 TotallyUselessMusic
College Parties - I thought she was going for the D
 
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Subscribe for a new video each week! ~ http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=onlyscenario Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theonlyscenario College Parties "I thought she was going for the D." How do you pick up girls? Tell us in the comments below.
Views: 1845 TheOnlyScenario
Girl in Bikini Resists Arrest
 
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Courtney Rene is not happy. Nooooooo not at all. No No No No. This video has so many good things going for it that I don't have time to list them all. I'll just leave you with my two favorite Courtney Rene quotes. "Don't fucking cast the news on me, you fucking bitch" and "If I could do something I definitely would" She is just precious.
Views: 98861 Alilretard1
Dough Team presents "Lets Get Fucked Up" Party (Part 2)
 
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December 22, 2012 | Columbus Fairgrounds
Views: 2466 BraveheartEntTv
To drunk to fuck!
 
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Jumpin in a cold pool. Hot drunk girls. Lol
Views: 85 SuperHighDIZZYguy
drunk girl fuck
 
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Views: 39269 Gökberk Kiremit
Crazy College Fight
 
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John gets fucked up
Views: 525 Joe Loft
Biggest party in the FUCKING world!!
 
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Fucking huge
Views: 1177 Sukhraj Singh
drunk whiteboy d.j. gets fucked with
 
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1 gallon of e n j and a few blunts later = this shit
Views: 377 SmOKey McBudz
Fucking crazy shit dude ! Drunk people !
 
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via YouTube Capture
Views: 755 C R
Mike Busey Live Stage Show
 
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The Mike Busey Live Stage Show! A Crowd Interactive Show! Jackass Meets Girls Gone Wild, Mixed Up With A Really Fucked Up Children's Show! A Drunken Circus Of Freaks & little people! Hosted By The Party Legend "Mike Busey" Now Booking 2014 (424) 265-0161 - Max
Views: 1596 Mike Busey
Lmao, fucked up nights in the dorm
 
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This video was uploaded from an Android phone.
Views: 195 Kierra Byrd
SxTxPx - College Girls Get Naked
 
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http://www.facebook.com/pages/SxTxPx/339529826119537 Band: SxTxPx (Sloppy Teen Pussy) Album: Fetus Dinner nom nom Year: 2013 Type: Demo Genre(s): Gorenoise, pornogore Country: Hungary Quality: [email protected]
Views: 322 hajnimag

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